oh snap! my book is SO affordable!
Clearly I will do anything short of rolling up to your crib and pressing PRE-ORDER NOW on my Amazon page for you to pre-order my book. But looky here:
Pre-order this item now and you will receive an additional 5% off at checkout. Also, if the Amazon.com price decreases between your order time and release date, you’ll receive the lowest price as well as the 5% pre-order discount.
Don’t you just love shameless pre-order pleas!? Know that pre-ordering my book keeps full-figured Sophie in the life that she has grown accustomed (organic cat food, tummy rubs and a warm roof over her fluffy head). I mean, look at Exhibit A (below) – how could you possibly deny her??!
November 2nd, 2007 at 5:46 pm
That is one freakin’ beautiful cat. I love tubby cats. My cats are chunky monkeys. I can’t abide a skinny cat. What is that playing in the background? And don’t worry…I already pre-ordered your masterpiece, sweetie.
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:13 pm
O-M-G,
She is sooooo darn adorable. Does she roll over on her back a lot? Our Betsy does that all the time; she’ll just plop herself over in the middle of the floor and sit there for 10 minutes.
Our baby!
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Patricia – I have the BET American Gangster profile in the background. Little Sophie responds well to seventies porn music. And THANKS for pre-ordering my book!
Rob – She’s such a hussy and I love it!! I mean, it’s hard out there for a pimp!! I so need to see pics of your little one.
November 4th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
It’s on my Christmas list!
I’ve made a life goal to stop buying so many books…stinkin student loans…But I’ll be reading, for sure!
November 5th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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November 5th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Amber,
I so HEART you. THANKS!
xoxoxo, f.
November 6th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Pre-ordered. Woohoo…February!
November 6th, 2007 at 11:46 am
THANKS, JOY!
November 6th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
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November 7th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I find it adorable that your cat’s belly fur is reminiscent of an argyle sock in pattern.
Signing up to pre-order! Love your writing style, and looking forward to the read. Cheers!
November 8th, 2007 at 9:11 am
James,
I hadn’t quite thought of Sophie’s belly in that way, and frankly, I LIKE WHERE YOU’RE GOING WITH THIS.
And thanks for pre-ordering!!!!
xoxoxo, f.